Funny Marriage T-Shirt — "Are We Married? We Poop in the Same Toilet" Novelty Tee
Dark Chocolate / S
$28.99
Skip to product information
A playful, cheeky tee that sparks laughter the moment someone reads it. Soft, lightweight cotton sits close to the skin while a bold, humorous graphic — a smiling toilet with the line “Are we Married?” above and “We poop in the same toilet” below — makes the joke loud and clear. It’s the kind of shirt that slips into everyday life: wearing it on lazy weekends at home, bringing it to casual hangouts, or packing it for a couple’s camping trip where shared bathrooms become part of the story. The tone is warm and irreverent, celebrating comfortable intimacy and the small, honest moments between partners. Crisp white print stands out on dark fabric; the classic crew silhouette layers easily under a jacket or over a robe. Built to last, this shirt keeps its shape and print after repeated washes so the joke stays as fresh as the first laugh.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for durable, high-contrast graphic placement
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Funny Marriage T-Shirt — "Are We Married? We Poop in the Same Toilet" Novelty Tee
$28.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for durable, high-contrast graphic placement
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean